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C-Smitty is a soulless un-funny alcoholic. He contributes nothing to society and his friends are not much better.
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This site has been founded as a warning to others: DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH THESE PEOPLE. Consider it a public service announcement or as a horrible oman of what is to come. However you choose to interpret the travesties depicted on these pages, remember, that gingers do not have souls.
Brothel Bus
My Next Project
Originally Found @ AskMen.com
Apparently some genius in Florida was arrested for driving a ‘Brothel Bus’. The bus would drive around picking up customers who would receive unlimited booze and a lap dance for $40. If they wanted to get blown, it would be another stack. This man is now my hero. He has combined three of my favorite things (alcohol, girls and money) in a mobile platform. This guy should not be punished, he should be commended. This is the entrepreneurial drive that should be present in Silicon Valley. He completely bootstrapped with almost no overhead. Other than gas and whiskey, his costs are minimal. I am sure he pockets the $40 and the girls keep a portion of the $100 cock-to-mouth fee.
Some of the girls you would find in the state’s 28 legal brothels are college students fucking away student loan debt.
NSFW Police Brutality Video!!!
SOBER GUY GETS BEAT UP BY POLICE
Here’s a very disturbing video of my good friend Liter-a-Cola being abused by the San Francisco Police Department at a Giants game in 2010 . He was taken to the game by the Make-A-Wish Foundation and was attempting to run out onto the field to give his favorite player, Aubrey Huff, a hug after Liter-a-Cola had recently been diagnosed with terminal cancer, and AIDS of the mouth. Liter-a-Cola passed away shortly after this incident occurred.
Ark Music Factory
Disney Not King of Mass Produced Shit
Patrice Wilson, creator of Ark Music Factory, attempts PR and looks like a fuck-head.
Chastity Belts
WTF?
They are claiming these things solve marital problems. If my spouse came home with one of these, the only problems I would have could be solved with a shovel and a long drive in the middle of the night.
Self-righteous Quora Users and Bacon
Quora
First, I would like to say that I am completely addicted to Quora. If you don’t know about Quora yet, I suggest you check it out. It is a great idea that has been executed near-perfectly by a good group of people. If you are too lazy to click the link, Quora is a Q&A site that improves on Yahoo! Answers in any way possible. The two qualities that I see as the driving force behind the site are: it is populated by people who are acctually knowlegable and they don’t really like anonymity. This creates accountability for one’s answers and improves the responses. And I digress.
Some conspiracy theorists think bacon was the motivator behind the 9/11 attacks.
I ate El Favorito…again
My colon needs a break.
-Smit
Smells Like Smit
New video up.